Last night, challenged myself to go alone to the comedy club....I have always felt self-conscious to do that in the past. But, this damn challenge is not letting me get away with my usual crap. So, off I went - i entered the club...and was met immediately with the question " are you alone , this evening... is this a reservation for one" My smart ass response " yes, darlin - that is the story of my life lately" . The check in person laughed! So, maybe I do have a career in comedy- I know , I can be a smart ass - when called for!
I entered the club and was seated at a table for 4.....by the doorman. My waiter was not pleased and suggested that I move to a more acceptable seat for a single.... My smart ass response " No one puts baby in the corner, sweetheart"
He laughed - I wondered " what the hell is the matter with these, people?" Why do they find smart ass bitches ..funny? I will definitely have to remember that !

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